girltonysoprano:

I can see how ppl fall into cults. I dont rlly care if im being manipulated as long as theyre so nice to me and tell me i belong. Yes i will drink the juice and kms too. Was gonna do that anyway

(via fairycosmos)

shkspr:

it is technically true that in order to be “back” on your bullshit, you must first be off your bullshit. however, i am “back” on my bullshit in much the same way that sisyphus is “back” on top of his hill right before his boulder rolls back down to the bottom.

(via homopsychology)

catchymemes:

Apparently goats love tomatoes

(via fishdetective)

zegalba:

Fata Morgana

a superior mirage caused by warm air resting on patches of colder air in an atmospheric duct that acts like a refracting lens. Objects on the horizon could appear to be mirrored, distorted, or float. This form of mirage could be the reason for the Flying Dutchman Legend.

(via nerdgul)

theresacorpseinthisbed:

theresacorpseinthisbed:

i miss lying at parties :(

especially house parties because if you don’t know who the fuck the host is then there’s a good chance you’ll never see them or their friends again so you can lie about fucking EVERYTHING. once i told a guy i was a guinea pig breeder like. for a living. and i was wearing ~8 inch platforms so i told him i always wore those to parties because i can’t wear them at home since that time i crushed a guinea pig. and sometimes you tell someone you used to be an internationally recognized cricket player but you broke your thumb playing chess and then you could never get back to being as good as you were so you assumed a new name and moved to a different country. and you can tell them that you lived in the woods for two years when you were a kid so you know how to start a fire and also communicate with foxes via hissing noises and smell. plus that time in the woods taught you what berries are NOT edible the hard way. also you had to have half of your small intestine removed (this HAS to follow the berry thing but you need a few minutes of distance inbetween those). don’t be afraid to get creative . eyebrow hair transplant. you invented a special knife but the fbi offered you 41 bucks for the patent and you really wanted to go ham at taco bell so you said yes. one of your toes doesn’t have bones so it feels like a boneless chicken wing. don’t be afraid to get creative .just be serious

(via ice-block)

guooey:

Cabbage worm..

(via cikero)

plum-soup:

Seed websites will sometimes hit you with the craziest shit outta left field

(via gunsandfireandshit)

regnum-lab:

rodrickheffeley:

rodrickheffeley:

rodrickheffeley:

menthol illwess innit

celebrities watching parasite be like

this is funny to me. self awareness level 0

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ripempezardexerox:

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deceptive-owls:

tiktoksformyfriends:

[video by theonlyfayludes. caption: FERBALICIOUS 💅]

you better not be a cunty furby when i get there

me:

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