24. Canadian. Idiot.

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outlaw-monarch:
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“A Female Reporter”
NELLIE BLY. HER NAME IS NELLIE BLY.
You know what else she did??
Saved a ton of mental hospital patients from persistent & sickening abuse. She went in undercover, and the doctors,...

outlaw-monarch:

ultrafacts:

Source: {x}

“A Female Reporter”

NELLIE BLY. HER NAME IS NELLIE BLY.

You know what else she did??

Saved a ton of mental hospital patients from persistent & sickening abuse. She went in undercover, and the doctors, nurses, orderlies, etc trrated her like all the others. They essentially said ‘Who cares if you don’t like hiw we treat you? No one will ever hear you or believe you!’

Wanna bet? said Nellie Bly

Nellie was a fucking hero. You put some respect on Nellie Bly’s name.

“A Female Reporter” my ass

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young-anxiety:

doubleca5t:

high-quality-tiktoks:

yall get ur bfs video games, and I get mine Legos😂

She gave that man the zoomies

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girltonysoprano:

I can see how ppl fall into cults. I dont rlly care if im being manipulated as long as theyre so nice to me and tell me i belong. Yes i will drink the juice and kms too. Was gonna do that anyway

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shkspr:

it is technically true that in order to be “back” on your bullshit, you must first be off your bullshit. however, i am “back” on my bullshit in much the same way that sisyphus is “back” on top of his hill right before his boulder rolls back down to the bottom.

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catchymemes:

Apparently goats love tomatoes

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ladyloki97:
“ When a group chat blows up your phone at 3 am
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ladyloki97:

When a group chat blows up your phone at 3 am

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zegalba:

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Fata Morgana

a superior mirage caused by warm air resting on patches of colder air in an atmospheric duct that acts like a refracting lens. Objects on the horizon could appear to be mirrored, distorted, or float. This form of mirage could be the reason for the Flying Dutchman Legend.

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theresacorpseinthisbed:

theresacorpseinthisbed:

i miss lying at parties :(

especially house parties because if you don’t know who the fuck the host is then there’s a good chance you’ll never see them or their friends again so you can lie about fucking EVERYTHING. once i told a guy i was a guinea pig breeder like. for a living. and i was wearing ~8 inch platforms so i told him i always wore those to parties because i can’t wear them at home since that time i crushed a guinea pig. and sometimes you tell someone you used to be an internationally recognized cricket player but you broke your thumb playing chess and then you could never get back to being as good as you were so you assumed a new name and moved to a different country. and you can tell them that you lived in the woods for two years when you were a kid so you know how to start a fire and also communicate with foxes via hissing noises and smell. plus that time in the woods taught you what berries are NOT edible the hard way. also you had to have half of your small intestine removed (this HAS to follow the berry thing but you need a few minutes of distance inbetween those). don’t be afraid to get creative . eyebrow hair transplant. you invented a special knife but the fbi offered you 41 bucks for the patent and you really wanted to go ham at taco bell so you said yes. one of your toes doesn’t have bones so it feels like a boneless chicken wing. don’t be afraid to get creative .just be serious

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guooey:

Cabbage worm..

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plum-soup:

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Seed websites will sometimes hit you with the craziest shit outta left field

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regnum-lab:

rodrickheffeley:

rodrickheffeley:

rodrickheffeley:

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menthol illwess innit

celebrities watching parasite be like

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this is funny to me. self awareness level 0

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greencheekconure27:
“dingusmcdougall:
“scarlett-the-seachild:
“ think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever
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The best thing about that article is that there gets to be a point where you’re like surely. Surely we can’t get...

greencheekconure27:

dingusmcdougall:

scarlett-the-seachild:

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think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever

The best thing about that article is that there gets to be a point where you’re like surely. Surely we can’t get sexier and less-martyr-y than this. And that point is about a 3rd of the way through the piece.

Adding one of my faves not included in the article:

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Nicolas Régnier (1591–1667) Saint Sebastian tended by Saint Irène, c.1625,

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deceptive-owls:

tiktoksformyfriends:

[video by theonlyfayludes. caption: FERBALICIOUS 💅]

you better not be a cunty furby when i get there

me:

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